Things I've noticed, 8

Musings for a Saturday.

THINGS I’VE NOTICED, 8

• I’ve never regretted a bar tab.

• It is always a mistake to buy cheap boxer shorts.

• It’s just a guess, but I think Mendellsohn’s Italian Symphony has been used in more comic chase scenes than any other piece of music.

• No Asbestos should be the name of a rock band.

• It is never too late to stop being stupid, but it helps to know when you started.

• Walking and thinking are the same thing.

• It is not difficult at all for me to imagine the universe around us is empty, and we are the only ones in it.

• People who say “you can’t take it with you” never mention secrets.

• If America walked away from NATO, Europe’s health care system would collapse.

• “My Bed” by Tracey Emin, a work of conceptual art, sold for $3.2 Million in 2014. It is said to represent emotional distress, but this was before she cashed the check.

• It would not be a waste of time to read a book on the day you die

• When I’m king, all vacuum cleaners will be the same.

•I’ve never seen a chimney that was also a sculpture.

• England needs another Churchill. Now.

• Above is the centerpiece from a floor that was in a Roman Villa 2,000 years ago. I present it only to question what we think of as modern.

• Nothing rhymes in the song “Ya Got Trouble” from the “The Music Man” until one pair at the very end.

• It is remarkable how much time people in media spend saying what they think other people should say.

• The only time I bear the illusion that people care what I think about art is when I have a drink in my hand.

AND…we don’t have time to talk about what I don’t know.